(Cut to gameplay footage)

Narrator (in a pirate-like tone): "Ahoy, matey! Welcome to Pilfering Pirates, the swashbuckling adventure game where ye'll navigate the high seas, discover hidden treasures, and battle scurvy dogs! Ye be the captain of yer own pirate ship, and it's up to ye to make yer mark on the seven seas!"

(Closing shot of the Pilfering Pirates logo)