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The Characters of U.B.Funkeys

Series 1 - Wave 1

Series 1 - Wave 2

Series 2 - Funkiki Island

Speed Racer Series
Cannonball Taylor

Series 3 - Dream State Wave 1

Series 3 - Dream State Chat Funkeys

Series 3 - Dream State Wave 2

Series 4 - Hidden Realm

Funkeystown Adventure Pack
Mayor Sayso
Master Lox
Henchmen

Funkiki Island Adventure Pack
Jerry Pearl
The Pineapple King
Funkiki Native

SDCC 2008 Exclusive
Dot

Unreleased Funkeys

Taejo
Bandit


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Small towns are theaters for intimacy and inference. The pool guy becomes an artifact onto which residents project narratives—some tender, some salacious—because people prefer stories they can edit. Desirae resists, not because she’s immune to intrigue, but because she recognizes the hunger for narrative as currency. She begins to write notes—snapshots of color, cadence, and half-finished conversations—until the note-taking becomes a ritual and the stories shift from rumor to crafted scenes.

Desirae Spencer moved back to her childhood town for reasons big and small: to care for her aging father, to escape the grind of big-city anonymity, and—she admits with a conspiratorial smile—to finally fix the sagging wooden deck her brothers never got around to. What she didn’t expect was that the man who showed up on a Monday morning to quote the job would become the pulse of the summer. naughtyathome poolguy desirae spencer exclusive

He calls himself “the pool guy.” Short-sleeved shirts, genuine tan, a toolbelt that looks like it’s been in the Bond movies—there’s an easy charisma about him, the kind you notice before you hear the name Desirae and the small-town rumor mill finds its next subject. But there’s more to this story than flirtatious glances over chlorine and decking nails. It’s about the invisible architecture of desire in a place where everybody knows both your middle name and your mortgage balance. Small towns are theaters for intimacy and inference

Desirae’s home is a modest bungalow with mismatched shutters and a garden that’s been coaxed into life the way she disciplines her ambitions—patiently, insistently. She’s worked in communications for years, writing press materials for nonprofits and dreaming of a column where she could say something that sticks. The pool repair was supposed to be a literal fix; instead it became a lens. Watching the pool guy at work, she notices things she’s stopped noticing in herself: the way bodies carry weather, the economy of small talk, the choreography of hands that gossip in gestures as much as words. She begins to write notes—snapshots of color, cadence,

The work is not a confession so much as an experiment: can a writer render attraction without diminishing the people involved? Desirae’s answer is a careful, sometimes wry, almost always humane yes. The pool is fixed. The deck is straightened. The stories that spring from their summer are left in the hands of a watchful woman who wants to write, above all, about how we live near one another—how our small, ordinary negotiations of desire reveal the architecture of belonging.


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